Breaking News: These Two Separated At Birth?


Tale Of The Tape

Name                        Garfield Griffiths                                           Carl Spackler

Occupation            Race Director                                                 Groundskeeper

Hails From:           New Castle, England                                      ?????

Age                             46                                                                     30

Secret Weapon    Krav Maga                                                      Plastic Explosives

Sworn Enemy       Larry Cooper                                                 Gopher


Garfield Famous Quote :

This is a hybrid race. We have a functional fitness “CrossFit Style” Pit, followed by a 4 to 5 mile obstacle course.



Carl Famous Quote:  

This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.



Now you tell us…are these two related?


Matt B. Davis

is the host of the Obstacle Racing Media Podcast and the author of "Down and Dirty-The Essential Training Guide for Obstacle Races and Mud Runs". He is also the only (known) #wafflehouseelite obstacle racer.
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