Breaking News: These Two Separated At Birth?

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Tale Of The Tape

Name                        Garfield Griffiths                                           Carl Spackler

Occupation            Race Director                                                 Groundskeeper

Hails From:           New Castle, England                                      ?????

Age                             46                                                                     30

Secret Weapon    Krav Maga                                                      Plastic Explosives

Sworn Enemy       Larry Cooper                                                 Gopher

 

Garfield Famous Quote :

This is a hybrid race. We have a functional fitness “CrossFit Style” Pit, followed by a 4 to 5 mile obstacle course.

garfield-griffiths

 

Carl Famous Quote:  

This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

carl-spackler

 

Now you tell us…are these two related?

 

Matt B. Davis

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