Cranky Bastard III (Virtual Race)

Cranky Bastard III

Yep, that’s right. You can’t keep a good cranky down.

Cranky is back for the third year with a brand new medal! (actual design released soon)

If you don’t know who Cranky is, we actually finally were able to sit down and interview him, so you can probably listen to him during an upcoming training run. It’s one of the longer episodes, so you won’t get it all done in 5k or less. He LOVES to talk.

Either way, here is how it works..

  1. Register online. Same inexpensive entry as previous years – $25 (Only 200 available, and it will sell out!)
  2. Decide on treadmill, or outdoor division
  3. {optional} Talk trash on the Facebook event page. Taunt your friends
  4. Break out the Garmin, Suunto, or mobile phone GPS tracking app
  5. Run your 5K. Run the distance as many times as you want, but submit only once
  6. Submit your race time to the cranky5k@obstacleracingmedia.com (must include screenshot)*
  7. Medals mailed out shortly after event ends.

Contest runs Nov 9, 2015-Jan 15, 2016 (or until we run out of medals)

** This is a USA-only event. Due to the cost of shipping medals, we must limit participation to USA address runners only unless you get a group of 10 or more. You can pay in bulk, and we can discuss options for receiving them if you would like. Email cranky5k@obstacleracingmedia.com if you would like to discuss this option.

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Screenshot 2015-11-10 10.36.00

Matt B. Davis

is the host of the Obstacle Racing Media Podcast and the author of "Down and Dirty-The Essential Training Guide for Obstacle Races and Mud Runs". He is also the only (known) #wafflehouseelite obstacle racer.