Underwear For Men (UFM) Review

Disclaimer: If you are offended by terms used to describe the male anatomical features, do not read this post.

UFMs (underwear for men) are the best sports underwear I have ever worn.  From a teen on the tennis court and mountain bike trails to a triathlete and now to solely a runner, they have enabled the most comfortable times I remember being while sweating profusely.  Most importantly, they are comfortable now in the present as a runner. It’s because running is what I do now, and I sweat and chafe more now than I ever have.   They are very comfortable, and they withstand long miles without the chafing and discomfort of other more popular name brands such as Adidas, Under Armour, and Reebok.  I would recommend purchasing and wearing these underwear for any sport or activity that involves sweating.

UFM Features

Comfort  – I ran 5, 10, and 20 miles in UFMs.  The five mile run at Stone Mountain on the Cherokee Trail that loops around the mountain was swift and easy.  I sweated plenty even in the cool temps of December.  The underwear felt snug and comfortable.  They held my man parts tight and in place with no rubbing together of my legs or acorns.  I will further discuss their comfort and use in the next section.

Support and Adjustability – The underwear has a draw string that supports and pulls your junk tight and in the right place no matter what your size (disclaimer:  this is a little bit of an assumption here because I am only the size that I am).  I can only imagine however that they fit most average, i.e. normal sizes.  At first, I thought the draw string would perhaps get in the way, rub the wrong way, or just plain irritate the lower man area (aka perineum, taint, chode, or in other words the area between the sack and poop shoot that is prone to catching on fire if you know what I mean).

Lightweight and breathable – The fabric is amazing.  It is a mix of 90 % polyester and 10 % elastane.  This combination makes them very lightweight.  I can barely tell I am wearing them other than the support of the adjustable draw string.  Furthermore, during the run and even after, the fabric wicks away sweat, and they seem to stay dry throughout.  It seems impossible, but they have stayed dry for up to 20 miles.  However, I have only used them during the unseasonably warm Georgia winter months.  I do not have any data on running in the spring, summer, or fall, where ball melting temperatures often occur.  I can only hope they work extremely well.

UFM Usage

Most of my time during this period of my life is in front of a 425 degree Waffle House grill.  It can get very hot and sweaty during busy times, especially during the summer.  My first experiences with UFMs were on the Waffle House grill.  I was pleasantly surprised about how comfortable I was on the grill.  I didn’t have to worry about going to the bathroom multiple times to scratch and/or wipe the sweat from my bum.  TMI.  However, that’s the truth when you are sweating and/or have a case of swamp ass.

As mentioned earlier, UFMs passed with an A+ on my first test of an easy 5 miler.  On the next run, I ran the first half of this year’s winter runtheatl.  I ran a little more than the first section, which totaled to about 10 miles.  The first 8 miles were great.  I felt awesome. However, at about mile 9, I was starting to feel a little burning and chaffing on my butt crack.  Not the taint region, but the actual crack itself.  I was a little disappointed with this while wearing the UFMs, however, I then realized I didn’t put on any body glide.  Well, no one is perfect, and even if I was wearing just a jock strap, I would still get chaffage from my cheeks rubbing together.  TMI.  I hope you read the disclaimer.   Well, as most of you know, body glide works miracles, and no matter what kind of underwear you are sporting, one must use body glide or some other balm. Nonetheless, as of now, I would still choose UFMs over any other brand of underwear out there.   I will try some other brands in the future, however, as of now I do believe I should always have a pair of UFMs on hand and close by.

UFM Durability

I really am not certain what the durability of the UFMs will be.  It would probably take a year and lots of miles to determine.   I have mostly used cotton briefs and boxer briefs as everyday underwear, and they have worn out fast.  I have used bike shorts that were similar material to UFMs for triathlons.  They seemed to wear out in the location of where the saddle sits.  I wouldn’t bet on it, but I am thinking that the UFMs will probably end up lasting a year or so and will probably wear out around the crack area from minor friction.  I hope they last longer.

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UFM Pros and Cons

Pros

  • Comfort
  • Support
  • Breathability

Cons

  • They don’t have long pant versions.
  • Price.  The cost  of the underwear is a lot more expensive than other name brand underwear
  • They only have Underwear For Men.  Where’s the female version?

 

Reebok, Adidas, and Under Armour sports underwear

Similar Products

Products I compared were sports underwear made by Adidas, Reebok, and Under Armour. Adidas and Reebok underwear fit very nicely, however, the fabric that is situated in the lower man part region has too much unnecessary fabric that causes rubbing, chaffage, and discomfort.  The pair of Under Armour underwear I tested has an even greater amount of unnecessary amount of fabric and the cut of the fabric is unsatisfactory.  I would spend the extra $10 to $15 to get a more superior product.  Especially when dealing with such a delicate and sensitive area, aka the family jewels.

UFM Conclusion

UFMs (Underwear For Men) are close in verbage to UFOs, and I don’t think that that is a just a coincidence.  They are out of this world! They are the best underwear I have ever worn.  They are comfortable, adjustable, supportive, and breathable.  I can only imagine that they would withstand the test of time and mileage on the road or on trails.  I only tested them for up to 20 miles.  I plan to try them on a 50k this year and maybe a 50 mile closer to the end of the end or in 2018. Only time will tell.  For now, they are perfect, and I would recommend them to any runner or person who sweats profusely and is a fellow frequent sufferer of chaffing and/or swamp ass.  As for a recommendation for the UFM company, I would love to see a longer pant/tight version, and possibly even a wetsuit for surfing and/or cold weather obstacle racing.   These underwear make me happy.  So keep moving forward, happy running, and happy living!

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On Cloud Shoe Review

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Matt invited me to the Shake Shack Burger Run on April 26th, 2016 at the Highland Running Company, in Atlanta, Georgia.  We arrived early to check out the merch.  We were pleasantly surprised by the delicious beverages from SUJA Juice and the On shoes representative on site. We went directly to SUJA to get a beverage (well, more like five; we had to try all the flavors!) and then over to On Shoes to try on shoes and don their ridiculous leis and hula skirts.  I took off my Nike Frees 5.0 and slipped into a pair of 10.5 On Cloudsurfers.  I felt perches up about an inch off the ground from my minimalist Nike Frees.  We had a choice of running a 5K or a 10K.  We went for the 10K.  We ran from the heart of the west end of the Virginia Highlands to the Eastside Beltline trail and back.  The shoes felt great during the run, however, during the butt kicking I had handed to me because of my lack of shape, my feet were killing me by the time we made it back to the Highland Running Company to get our free burger.  Well, the real reason my feet hurt so bad was because my feet swelled and my toes started cramming into the toe box of the shoe.  I should have got a size 11 instead of a 10.5.

Matt got contact info from the On Running representative and asked me if I wanted to review some On shoes.  I was stoked.  I really like minimalist shoes, so I tried to find On shoes with the most minimalist approach.  The On Cloud was just released this year and was the one I found and wanted to test, so I was super ready to give them a test run.  Once Matt emailed Olivia over at On Running in Portland, I sent her the shoe size and model I wanted most, and luckily it was sent overnight.  I was so excited to see my own size of 11 On Cloud shoes on my kitchen table.  I opened them and was surprised by their Scuba blue and lime color.  What a combination! Also, what I noticed right off the bat was how lightweight they were.  Wow!  One of the lightest running shoes out there.  I was looking forward to running in the clouds with these shoes.

On Cloud Features

Lightweight – What stuck out to me the most was that these shoes were very lightweight, and that they have really cool holy soles.  I ran around my neighborhood in west Atlanta for my first run.  I don’t run real fast because for one I am slow, and two, there are lots of steep hills in Atlanta.   Running on the steep hills in my hood, it really did feel like I was running on clouds.  I was on my toes and could barely feel the shoes on my feet.  My dog Seven was dying, huffing and puffing, and I was breathing easy and calm, cool, and collected in the Georgia heat.  I like hills and do well on them, especially going up hill.

Fast and comfortable – The shoes are, because they are very light, very fast and comfortable.  I feel like I ran around Sweetwater Creek State Park, which was my second run in the shoes, in half the time it usually takes.  This was not true, however, I did feel the urge to sprint in these shoes a lot more than on my usual runs.  If I was training to go very fast, I would want these shoes on my feet.  Being light and fast seems to make a shoe be very comfortable.  You can barely feel the shoes on your feet.  They fit like a glove almost like a slipper with a small attached tongue.  If you lost your laces on a run with these shoes or were stranded in the wild and needed to use the laces as fishing line, the shoes would just as easily stay on your feet.

Beauty – Lastly, when I first saw these shoes, I was amazed by their beauty.  The color scheme scuba blue and lime was bright and flashy.  I like it.  I wanted black and white, but you can’t always get what you want.  The mesh and lattice work on the uppers and lowers look really good.  They are so pretty that I don’t want to even get them dirty.  This is another reason why I only want to run with them on roads.  I have tested them on the trail however just to see how they would perform.

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On Cloud Usage

From the start and from first observation, I knew they would really be best utilized for road running.  Looking at the raised souls and light mesh foreshadowed the shoes getting really dirty and roughed up as well as getting rocks stuck in the raised soles.  I have run with them on asphalt, concrete, trail, and a gravel road.  My first observation was right.  They performed excellent, one of the best runs I have had on the asphalt, concrete, and trail.  However, once I got on a gravel road, I had to stop every half mile or so to take rocks out of the soles.  For me, these are all around great running shoes to train for whatever endurance event I am working towards, whether it is just staying fit and in shape for life or training for tennis, a Spartan race, or an ultramarathon.

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On Cloud Durability

The shoes are super comfortable, however, I am a little nervous on how long they will last.  The mesh material and the suede on the toe box looks like it might disintegrate and/or get roughed up if they get muddy, scraped on rocks, or when they are ran in the rain a bunch of times.  Only time will tell how long they will last.  I am a bit thrifty and low on money, so I don’t know if I would spend $120 on a pair of these Clouds.  I would definitely buy them if money was not a concern.  I would have a pair of these, a pair of Nike Frees 5.0, and a pair of New Balance Minimalists.  It would be On Clouds for road, Nike Free’s for trail, and New Minimalists for obstacle racing.

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On Cloud Pros and Cons

Pros

  • Great fit for high arches and narrow feet
  • Very lightweight, fast, and comfortable
  • Snug fit and breathable

Cons

  • Questionable durability
  • Rocks get stuck in soles

Similar Products

The only product I would compare to the On Cloud is the Nike Free model.  They are both very minimalist shoes that are very lightweight, fast, and comfortable.  They both have a very snug fit that are good for narrow feet with high arches.  I have trouble finding a good fit with other running companies I have tried including Adidas, Brooks, Saucony, and Mizuno.  Nike Frees have been a better shoe for me to off road running because rocks do not get stuck in the shoes.   I think that the On Cloud would be my preferred running shoe for asphalt because of the semi raised and air filled sole.  It can get so hot in Georgia that rubber can burn from the burning asphalt, so I believe the soles of the On Clouds will do a better job at deflecting heat than the Nike Frees.

On Cloud Conclusion

In conclusion, I love the On Cloud.  I love their beauty, their lightweight and fast design, and the feel of the foot in the shoe.  However, they could not be an all around go to running shoe for me.  They would have to be only used for road running.  Although I should have a shoe budget, I would need multiple pairs of running shoes from different companies, just in order to run on different surfaces.  Money can be an issue, however, I love shoes.  And, sometimes you just can’t resist.  You have to have more than one pair of running shoes.  I’m just lucky I got to review these.  So, after all is said and done, the On Cloud shoe makes the cut for my recommendations for running shoes,  and I think I like them more than my Nike Frees!  Happy running!

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Clayton Griffith

One day, Clayton made the mistake of getting too close to ORM co-founder Matt Davis. Now, most weekends, he is stuck with Matt running on a trail, on some train tracks, or at obstacle races. He also been forced to take on additional duties, such as writing for ORM, manning the ORM tent, and watching Matt's kids, all against his will.

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Rugged Maniac – Atlanta 2015

Rugged Maniac - Team ORM

I arrived at Matt’s house at 8 am where of course there were still fifteen things to do before we left. Matt’s wife, Stacie had some delicious sausage and eggs for us, River, the two year old, was happy as could be eating his eggs, and Jaxson, Matt’s 6 year old was complaining, rolling around on the couch per usual. We had to go to CVS to get paper towels for the hashbrowns that nobody has eaten because we don’t have plates. Should have gotten plates. Oh well, at least we were on our way.

During some legal discussion on the road, Matt was trying to set the GPS for the fastest route. He explained it always takes him the wrong way and he was bound to go the right way. Guess what? It took the same way he always goes. Imagine that. (For those that want to know for next time, it’s Exit 82 of I-20.)

I manned the ORM tent while Matt, Peter, and Chrissy started the first heat at 10 am. Yep, this is the race for us slackers, or those who love their sleep. I got a few emails for the email list and unsuccessfully tried to get people to do burpees to get free Athletics8 compression athletic gear. Everyone postponed their burpees until after their race.

I was ready to run as soon as Matt, Peter, and Chrissy got back. I ran to the starting line just in time for the 11 am wave. I have no patience during these races. I should probably always be in the first wave. I would rather walk on hot coals than stand in line. It might be rude but I always pushed through people to get ahead. This is a race though. If you’re going to walk stay to the right and get out of the way or be prepared to get pushed around a little. I ran pretty hard the first few hundred meters to the first obstacle, the barricades.

Rugged Maniac Obstacle Rings

*Photo courtesy Melissa Montoya

I was already feeling pretty winded. I slowed down and tried to pace myself. I made it to Jacob’s ladder next. I love climbing and this race has multiple climbing obstacles which I love. Tipping point was next. I had never done this one. It was walking or running up a seesaw and going down. It felt a little strange but was fun nonetheless. The next obstacles involved lots of mud and water. Such a relief since it was super hot and humid out there today. I’m still sweating writing this outside the ORM tent. I really enjoyed the balance beams, the soft mud of the barbwire army crawls, and the muddy hill climbs. The toughest obstacles for me were the trenches obstacle, which was a set of about 12 six foot deep by six foot wide trenches one after another. They were farther apart than it seemed. The rings were tough also. This is the only obstacle I didn’t finish. I lost momentum and couldn’t move but hitting the water was a very nice relief. Lastly, my favorite obstacle, the warped wall. It was my first time and didn’t want anyone to help me up. I waved the guys at the top off so I could do it myself but they seemed not to understand my sign so I yelled don’t touch me when I got to the top. One guy exclaimed, “Obviously you don’t need our help.” Precisely, good sir. Finally, the victory slide felt so good.

The medal, oranges, banana and water hit the spot. PowerIce saved the day with their electrolyte ice pops. So good!

The race was fantastic. All of the staff and volunteers were great. The MC Aaron Smalls was amazing. He sounded like Aziz Anasari. I liked the obstacles here at Rugged Maniac much better than Udder Mudder, but Udder Mudder had free ice cream and yogurt. And Udder Mudder was backwoods which I liked.

Rugged Maniac Pies

*I was so excited about a pie eating contest, I forgot to move my thumb out of the way.

Seems like all of the races are at Conyers Horse Park which can be good and bad. Familiarity but no change in environment/terrain/course. The DJ and big stage were great. Lots of good music, dancing, a pull up contest, and finally a pie eating contest!

Whew, I’m sunburnt and exhausted.

See y’all next week at the Asheville Spartan Super!

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